cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via lauralyn-teatree)












letliveintheend:

band/tattoo blog †




foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

(via lauralyn-teatree)



… Bitch

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

(Source: flowury, via love-me-if-you-want-xo)